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Only 574 people consume cocaine in Malta according to the Minister of Home Affairs

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Mark Camilleri
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According to the new Minister of Home Affairs, Glenn Bedingfield, only 574 people consume cocaine in Malta. Also according to him, the number of Marijuana users are 6,891.

Minister Glenn Bedingfield is extending Byron Camilleri’s tradition of turning the Home Affairs Ministry into a Disnyeland joke.

Please someone explain to him how statistics work.

Minister Clyde Caruana is going to need much more than perfect financial modelling to keep up with his financial estimates.

Absolutely hilarious, yet tragic we are being led by such totally incompetent fools.

 

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6 responses to “Only 574 people consume cocaine in Malta according to the Minister of Home Affairs”

  1. Ganni Borg avatar
    Ganni Borg

    They are not fools. They manipulate information to push forward their agenda. But once it is broadcast on One news it becomes the truth, for those who only listen to one tune. Those who on the other hand face the reality and every day struggles, those all know that this is ‘official’ fake news.

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  2. Zut avatar
    Zut

    That’s called mass manipulation Mark. They are not fools, but very cunning people manipulating the idiots who vote for them.

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  3. Marco de Cini avatar
    Marco de Cini

    Who ate all the pies Gen?

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